Did I ever tell you of a child I once knew
Who had a great deal of spring in their step?
Well, one day, they stomped on the ground, oh so hard,
That they found themselves on the moon, imagine that?
Well, they sat there so long with feelings of unease
That they decided to snack, the moon is just cheese.
Afraid they would never, to earth, have a rescue
And finding no restaurant with any good barbecue,
They decided to eat and so they did, until one mighty sneeze.
That’s when it happened, a grand mighty fall.
It all happened so long and so fast,
That, off the earth, they bounced like a ball.
And so now, instead of the moon,
And this is the worst news of all,
They can be found on the planet of Neptune.
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